What has been going through Hiro Mashima's head during the GMG arc
Hiro Mashima: I bet they really like catsHiro Mashima: Here, have a scene about one nearly dying and make it's owner sob uncontrollably.........twice.....
Hiro Mashima: I bet you all thought Jura was going to win that fight against Laxus
Hiro Mashima: ha
Hiro Mashima: I made you all think that Godslayers were really powerful
Hiro Mashima: lol I lied
Hiro Mashima: I bet they can't wait to see Sting take on Fairy Tail
Hiro Mashima: makes him give up without fighting
Hiro Mashima: I bet they can't wait to see Jellal in action
Hiro Mashima: I really like the idea of making him sit on his ass for 10 chapters then having him turn himself in
Hiro Mashima: I bet you all thought F! Lucy was the only one lying
Hiro Mashima: plot twist: future Rogue joins the party
Hiro Mashima: Oh look the fandom thinks Rogue is cute
Hiro Mashima: I bet they'd love it if I turned him into a homicidal manic
Hiro Mashima: Wow the fandom is really admires Sting and Rogue's friendship
Hiro Mashima: It would be a shame......if something......happened to it...
i love johndave and flustered striders wtf
gdi tumblr stretching out the picture
Sometimes in the morning I am petrified and can’t move
Awake but cannot open my eyes
And the weight is crushing down on my lungs
I know I can’t breathe
And I hope someone will help me this time
And your mother’s still calling you insane and high
Swearing it’s different this time
And you tell her you give in to the demons that possess her
And that God never blessed her insides
Then you hang up the phone
And feel badly for upsetting things
Crawl back into bed to dream of a time
When your heart was open wide
And you loved things just because
Like the sick and the dying
And sometimes when you’re on
You’re really fucking on
And your friends they sing along
And they love you
But the lows are so extreme
That the good seems fucking cheap
And it teases you for weeks in its absence
But you’ll fight and you’ll make it through
You’ll fake it if you have to
And you’ll show up for work with a smile
And you’ll be better
And you’ll be smarter
And more grown up
And a better daughter or son
And a real good friend
And you’ll be awake
You’ll be alert
You’ll be positive though it hurts
And you’ll laugh and embrace all your friends
And you’ll be a real good listener
You’ll be honest
You’ll be brave
You’ll be handsome and you’ll be beautiful
You’ll be happy
Your ship may be coming in
You’re weak but not giving in
To the cries and the wails of the valley below
And your ship may be coming in
You’re weak but not giving in
And you’ll fight it
You’ll go out fighting all of them
That moment when you are having a panic attack after so long and you try to focus on your anchor but realize you no longer have that someone in your life and that that was one of the things that caused the panick attack on the first place
So I just discovered there is this thing called emetophilia?
Rits, dude, I’m not even in the Harry Potter fandom! Harry can have whoever vomits he wants to have, God knows I wont stop him, but we had an agreement! I wont Homestuck you if you don’t Harry Potter me!
And I don’t secretly think they make a cute couple, I’m just doing this because you needed a Beta
Well considering I’m not a good artist, it goes something like this.
Expectation:
Reality:i laughed and now im sad
Famous Last Words:
- Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
- I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
- I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
- I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
- I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
- Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
- I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
- Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
- Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
- Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
- It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
- LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
- You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
- No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
- I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
- Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
- Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
- Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
- Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
- Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
I love how it just says “Roman Emperor”
Like which one
All of them
fic of otp rated m
“rated m for swearing hahaha XDDD”
(Fuente: gwenstacy)
I used one of the lovely kitkaloid’s sketches for coloring practice, and might I add that as gruesome as it is, troll blood is really fun to color.
Original sketch here (go reblog that instead)
